Frasa-frasa Menarik yang Tidak Patut Digunakan dalam Esei Anda

1. Ayam Berkokok Suka Merokok

2. Jika ingin memancing, berilah ikan makan cacing

3. Jika ingin main basketball, perlulah receive dulu call

4. Kalau nak buat PQ, kena belajar dulu buat BBQ

5. Jika hendak pakai barang kemas, mesti pilih yang emas

6. Jika ada rumput di ladang, bolehlah jumpa belalang

7. Kalau umur sudah pangjang, pergilah ke Lembah Bujang

8. Betapa kuatnya sinaran matahati, sama pedasnya mee kari

9. Orang yang botak ada banyak otak, dan suka makan otak-otak

10. Orang yang suka berbohong, mukanya akan dicatkan warna "hong"

11. Pengembara menggali cari, hanya dapat jumpa banggali

12. Si manja menjumpai Buyung, dijadikan ikan duyung

13. Jika ribut taufan, kita ' hou ma fan '

14. Kalau terjumpa syaitan, balinglah rambutan.

15. Masa itu emas, jom kita makan ayam-mas

16. Ada udang, ada undang-undang

17. Jangan makan yang pedas, nanti api terlepas

18. Ikut saya maya jaya
Ikut hati mati
Ikut rasa binasa
Ikut otak botak
Ikut orang kurang
Ikut sendiri kentucki **

so beware...

Think Again.

Yeah, like what you always see on the National Geographic Channel but you're seriously going to think again now. You may proceed if you think you are ready and you have the time.

Hi. Have you ever wondered...


Why you are here?


What is your purpose of living?


Where exactly are you?


Why are you a human?


Have you ever imagined looking at yourself from a different perspective?


Have you ever imagined looking at you, yourself living your life, what you are doing?


Why is that everything that had happened to you had been happening to you?


Are you lucky?


Are you happy with your life? Is your life good enough?


What will you do if you know that you are going to die?


Is life short to you?


Is everything that you have done beneficial to you and the poeple around you?


What will you do to make your life better?


Are you satisfied with your life and willing to die now?


Is commiting suicide worth it?


Why are you reading this?


Why are you given a nose, a mouth, a pair of eyes and your other body parts?


Do you need all of your body parts?


Do you use all of your body parts?


What if you lost one of your body parts?


Why can you think?


Do you think getting your P.H.D. is the end of your journey of learning?


Why do we get education?


Are we suppose to be smart?


Is it always good to be civilized?


What if we were meant to be what we are, animals? When we are a part of the food chain, live with the environment and not destroy it because of our greed and selfishness.


Are we allowed to name things?


What if the animals have their own names but we just couldn't understand their language?


What if some other kind of animal took over the world and we become their pets?


Are we treating the other lives on earth well enough?


Do we deserve to live our lives?


Is God happy with his creations?


Is there another world out there?


What will happen when the human population had extinct?



well, thinking?