ciao

It means "hello" in Italian, according to

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt?fr=avbbf-us

so...

WARNING
If you are reading this, it means that I am officially dead with my death certificate by my side and I can no longer do blugging(blogging) so please visit my grave now near the small drain beside the telephone booth.


No... actually I'm just a lazy boy who does stuff... and I'm trying to tell you that I don't always update my blog (as if many people visit my blog...) Selain itu, I might be wrong about the "hello" in Italian cuz I don't speak, write, talk, walk Italian / . \

This is what happens if I try to speak Italian

Family Guy - Speaking Italian

Get used to it

Here's a story that you might have heard before, originally told by pn mag (although I've changed it a little here and there and here) but still you have to read it again CAUSE I'VE WASTED SO MUCH TIME TYPING IT OUT ... kidding
anyway, i guess it reflectes someone's life (not mine)


One day, no wait two days... nevermind. A guy named "Tmd", "他妈的" was in the market of a small town called "Big Town". He was shopping for you know, stuff. Then, he noticed that there was a small piece of cloth on the floor. Being so kind-hearted and curious, he picked it up and accidentally let go of the piece of cloth, picked it up again, dropped it again and finally another man helped the butterfingers to pick up that stupid piece of cloth. Then, something very unusual, exciting and strange happened, he went back home. However, an inspector just happened to witness the whole incident. Coincidently, a rich man had lost his wallet and he begged the inspector to help him find it because there were 2,000 pictures of his boyfriends inside and when his wife finds it, he'll be even worse than dead.

Anyway, the inspector (that was half blind) came to a dumb conclusion that Tmd found the rich man's wallet on the floor. Then, he decided to take action.

It was 5 am in the morning... duh, in Tmd's house and Tmd was still watching football... Suddenly, "WHAAAM" somebody slammed the door. Tmd jumped out from his couch and turned to the door. There wasn't just somebody, there were many bodies! The SWAT, NYPD, CSI, CIA and MCA were standing at his doorstep, staring at Tmd that was still half naked and holding a can of beer... and they arrested him.

Tmd's house was invaded by the SWAT, NYPD, CSI, CIA and MCA. Thousands of faces staring at him, waiting for him to answer the questions in the surveillance room. Tmd feels the pressure... heat... stress... but he didn't do anything wrong!

After having a hard time bla bla bla until one day, Tmd was released because they couldn't find anything regarding the case. FREEDOM! Walau bagaimanapun, the villagers see him as a criminal, a disgrace to the neighborhood. Tmd felt left out... almost commited suicide.

Then one day, no three days... -.- the wallet was returned the it's rightful owner! Somebody left the wallet outside the rich man's doorstep. Yay! problem solved... NOT the people still thought that Tmd was the one who lef the wallet there after he had gone through so much pain and horror and he finally gave up.

Tmd's thoughts : " WHAT THE ************************************** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! ALL I DID WAS WATCH FOOTBALL!!"

In the end, even when Tmd was about to take his last breath, he said to himself... " just a piece of cloth only... ruined my life "


The moral of the story : don't simply touch anything on the market floor.




Because... Anything is possible, Nothing is Impossible, Impossible is nothing, Possible is something!

Is that possible????




Yes is is... and also, I'd like the share with you something that was impossible before, and then made possible by us humans... beatboxing, from USA, to Europe, to Australia, to Parrot? o_0

Amazing human beatbox



Amazing french beatboxer part 3



Beat Box



Beatboxing Parrot!




yay more music o_0

Numb Encore- Linkin Park ft. Jay-Z, Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent


and... something



not bad eh? currently 46,333,988 views o_0


Lastly, one more video... but i'm not posting it here cuz...
"post so many videos for wat?"
"why does it take so long to load..."
"omg too many!!! my eyes! my eyes!"
and it's kinda retarded too so, here the link if you wana watch it ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPfNk4bx64

enjoy

Another Schoolday

[Summary]

- Open your eyes
- feel annoyed
- hesitate to wake up
- do toilet bussiness
- change clothes
- have breakfast
- wait for parents to get ready
- look for the car key while waiting
- parents forget to take something
- finally get into the car
- parents thinking of what else they forget to take while driving around in circles at the round-about
- remember what they've forgotten and goes back home to take it
- wait even longer...
- rush for time because wasted so much time just now
- parents drive too fast, tio saman
- police stops the car and gives the saman
- parents take out their wallets and give the policeman some money and points at you and says "he's/she's late already"
- parents continue to drive faster
- red means "go" at the traffic light when you have the chance
- other people on the road stare at you
- you feel embarrassed
- in the end, you're still late for school
- register your name in the black book at the counter(sometimes you even need to get a number and wait for your turn)
- reach your class late and everybody stares at you
- they even question you
- *sigh*
- take out your book, look at your friend's book and flip to the respective page and start to daydream while starring back at your teacher
- what goes in one ear, comes out from the other ear. Wait... it doesn't even reach the entrance of your ear
- at the end of the lesson, teacher gives tonnes of homework which you do not know how to do and probably decide to copy your friend's work tomorrow
- the steps are repeated during the other lessons until school ends
- in between, there's reccess time where you eat and chat with your friends for 20 minutes non-stop
- or maybe you need to discuss something with a certain teacher and waste your whole reccess time because 20 minutes is too short
- after school, either you can already see your parent's car waiting at the front gate
- or you just sit down and wait until the moon appears, then only they come
- OR your teacher doesn't allow you to leave the classroom and you miss your transport home
- reach home
- change clothes
- have lunch
- "homework? screw it lah"
- have a shower / watch tv / time to switch on your computer / stupid tuition
- dinner
- start to worry about your homework
- do not know how to do
- spend the whole night thinking
- not even single word is written
- get scolded by parents for procrastinating
- gives up and go straight to bed
- zzzz
- On the next day... you do the same thing over and over again like a factory worker and can't wait for the weekends

This is how i spend my schooldays... how about you?
I apologize if I've offended anyone in anyway.



Here's another way of spending your schoolday

- wakes up very early in the morning
- get dressed and have breakfast on time
- *wakes parents up*
- already have the car key in an everready position
- starts engine and ready to go
- yellow means "slow down and stop" at the traffic light
- get annoyed with people who don't obey the rules on the road
- "!@#$%^&* must be a young driver" (no i don't think women are that bad >.>)
- reaches school even earlier than the sunlight that touches the Earth
- let the mosquito bit you
- study before the lesson starts o_0
- line up outside the class in a straight line together with the other students right after the 7.20 bell and repect the DOA
- pay full attention when the lesson is going on and make own notes
- able to answer every single question even if it is Pn Lim that is asking
- let everybody stare at you with much surprise (0_0)
- spend the whole reccess in the library
- repeated the same learning process after reccess
- revise what the teacher has thought you while waiting for your transport
- complete your homework / tuition / exercise to keep fit / STUDY AGAIN right after lunch until dinner time
- maybe watch tv or something...i dunno i'm not this kind of a person
- go to sleep exactly at 9.00pm
- On the next day, you let me copy your homework T_T



Another way...

- go to school dun give a damn to anything that's happening
- go home sleep / eat / play
- next day ponteng go cyber cuz you find school very sien ^_^
- after school,

Great Stunts - Tricking - Martial arts Gymnastics moves


yeah. ( all videos aren't made by me >.> "well DUH" T.T )

Ini ialah post pula

"JunYi" sounds familiar? well... try searching it in google, youtube, everywhere... there are many JunYi's in this world.

A name, words used as an identification for a being has labelled us. Imagine what would you think of when what you see is only a name of a person which is "Dumbass" while the actual person is a ****ing genius. Each of everyone of us is unique. However, what make JunYi's so special is... well actually nothing but just the similar names =.=

btw, I'm a "Jun Yi" too ^_^ hi, nice to meet you. Please view my complete profile for more info cuz i'm lazy to type them out... "OK, that's a sweet Earth you might say, round?" nevermind that


If you may find this BORING, well i shall MAKE YOU EVEN MORE BORED YEAH!

starting with informing you that...
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ok i believe that's enough junyi's for one day >.>

well to all JunYi's what i was trying to say was please don't feel offended after reading this >< I don't mean no harm, just trying to express something that brings us together

I wonder who was the very first JunYi....



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Eyy, here's a vid of Bush beatboxin!

Bush BeatBox




And now... witness a formal and very serious interview (nothing to do after filling my stomach)


The Ryan Higa Show Helga Fawntanilla

Random stuff =)

Hey there.
I'm a Malaysian and this is where i live.
and no, we don't live on trees, I created this blog see..



btw, The Beijing Olympics 2008 are coming right? and over 4000 babies were named "au yun" (Olympics) in China... anyway here's a little something

Funny flash 4 U


more at www.funnyflash.com ^_^



anyway, this is nice

Dj Mp3 One Republic T-pain 2pac - Apologize Ultra Remix


you may dl the Mp3 version at

http://www.speedyshare.com/766970644.html

no I did not made these, obviously... ><"



more music at

http://www.myspace.com/determinedz

What to do during your FREE TIME

Yeah it's RM 2.70 per litre for petrol now in Malaysia... NOTHING comes cheap nowadays! So spend your time wisely while it's still FREE! here's some things you can do :


1. τραβήξτε ότι cameltoe!
oops... sorry that didn't came out right



2. "complete your work"
"finish your homework"
"just do it~"
"Oi, no homework ah? sitting there so relax"
"guai... do your homework ah"

"nah, i have time" well... they do pile up you know



3. Vacation!
... to Mars because the earth is going to explode




4. Shopping!
*no, i don't like shopping*



5.doing a backflip at the beach? o_0



6. Watch lame videos like this one

The End Of Ze World


yeah, FULL of profanity...
WARNING : WATCH THIS ALONE
no! for GOD's sake it's NOT porn! chill



7. Nigahiga. (watch more lame videos) ^_^
well if you wanna know what thay means, kindly click on the link below

http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga?ob=4



Here are some of their productions :

The iPod Human!




How to be Ninja



How to be Gangster




How to be Emo




How to be Nerd




8. Brush your teeth

9. Wash your face

10. Stare at your mirror

11. Eat

12. Play

13. Sleep

14. and the steps are repeated to obtain a more accurate reading.



finally, I'd like to remind you, always be nice to your pets cuz...

Rocky The Swearing Parrot!


Kita perlu menghormati hak asasi binatang.