Ah Beng (Latest Version)

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM


Have a good day!
if it's still before 7..

Annoying

Chain mails/letters/notes/whatevers/time-wasting faeces

Do NOT read them if you think that you are not ready, just scroll down to:
" *** And one of my favourites "



What you may see on youtube :

" Please dont read this you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life tomorrow will be the best day of your life however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 video "


Facebook :

" PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS...... "


Bored.com ..? == :

" PLZ DO NOT READ DIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON DA NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY DA LOVE OF UR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST DIS COMMENT 2 AT LEAST 3 OTHER GAMES YOU WILL DIE NO JOKE I JUST GOT KISSED "

yeah..it's all about kissing huh?

" There was once a 17 year old girl named Mandy who was walking in the woods.An hour later, Mandy's mother found her dead on the bathroom floor. If you don't copy and paste this into this and 4 other posts, you wll meet the girl in the mirror and she will come out and kill you "

okay..maybe not





*** And one of my favourites :

" copy and paste this if you think the chain mails are dumb "


HELL YEAH! THEY ARE OH MY GODNESSLY FUCKING SHIT



How to overcome these crap :

1. No matter how real they sound (yes I know you are reading them)... just forget it ==
as if you can't create something like that too, c'mon you have a brain

2. You may send back something like " copy and paste this if you think the chain mails are dumb " yeah... nice

3. Or you may create your own anti-chain mail ... chain mail ==
eg:
yo sup, how yar doin? u dont need to noe me, if u really wana noe, u can talk to me mum, she noes wut happened after me suicide when me got this shit.
" pass this message to at least 3 people and then kill yourself to get $10,000,000 immediately before you die, it really worked for me (as i cheated death, which might happen to you too) "
so.. dont belief in chain mails, yea... btw i owe streamyx ;)

4. if you've read the chain mails above and feel like killing me, i can do nothing about it since you can't even control your own eye balls and so you dont deserve to own them.

Have a nice day ^_^



ONCE YOU READ THIS, IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE DEFINATELY NOT BLIND!
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WARNING

the following ... uhh stuff

may make you feel uneasy

please be ready

when you are ready to witness...

sounds odd but still...

i want to have it this way ...

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DotA vs. 300

From: MiXE3Y



told you... anyway it was nothing much =_=



Ok i'll post another video which is even better... i think, so that this post won't be so bad ==


Sham WOW! vs. Bill o reily



sorry, there's just too many i'd like to show you =)


THE BEST CAT VIDEO YOU'LL EVER SEE

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