by : dah lupa namanya
November 19th, 1978, Lee O** L**,(hopefully not somebody’s name in real life) also known as "LOL" was chosen as the best group leader in... what? something wrong with the date? It's 31/01/79... your calendar is lying. As i was typing... in the bingung leadership camp. Obviously, LOL was the most bingung of all.
He was a good friend of mine. His age is rather amazing as he mistaken himself for a teenager and went into high school even though he was already 65. Surprisingly, Botox did a great job. LOL had a beautiful family background. It was a portrait back then but now he has about two kids… perhaps two or three wives, that I’m not quite sure. Unfortunately, I don’t remember what schools he attended, even he doesn’t.
Now, let’s move on to the reasons why he/she was chosen. Oops sorry, he. LOL, was responsible, caring, best speaker for the one and only camp debate, voted as the most co-operative and also, bingung. I remember that there was once, he asked me where is the washroom.. when I just came out after washing my hands. Sometimes, the signs are just too confusing =(. There’s another time when we were debating over this team and he took my responsibility as the second speaker and.. speak because I had a sore throat.. and he was co-operative.. yeah.
As the best group leader, he received several awards, the best group leader award, of course and also the most bingung award. Then there’s another sheet of paper where it says “certificate of achievement” or something.. all I know was that they all ended up in the recycle bin. LOL loves saving the Earth. However, he kept the RM500. His son needed a new bicycle.
LOL is a great person. Everyone is bound to show cronyism.. and vote for him in the next National Election. The end.. what does that mean? Hmm…
This is what LOL likes to do now
Visa commercial with Matt Harding
and even sometimes..
愛拼才會贏 Ai Piah Jia Eh Yia (KTV) 葉啟田 TPS
Quite a simple dance there. Walk around holding a.. drum, stop and pose whenever you like.
Teh Best Group Leader
Fever on the 1st day
Old Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I just shit my pants"
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
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How to manage your staff
Silly Job Interview - Monty Python
TONG SAMPAK
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