'Japanese Broadband World's Fastest'
Japan, France, Korea, Sweden, and New Zealand led all countries surveyed in advertised broadband download speeds (see Figure 1). Japan led all countries with an advertised 93,693 Mbits per second speed, followed by France at 44,157 Mb/s, Korea at 43,301 Mb/s, Sweden 21,423 Mb/s, and New Zealand at 13,595 Mb/s broadband speed. The UK came in 12th at 10,624 Mb/s while the US came in at 14th at 8,860 Mb/sec.
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as you can see...
Japan's broadband download speed at the year 2007 is around 93,693 Mbit/s
and Malaysia's... well about 22 times lesser i guess? o_0
A : " *clicks link wanting to watch a youtube vid*, *done loading immediately* "
B : " * " *, *vid takes 5 secs to load*, wtf y 2day so slow "
visits malaysia... and throws the comp out the window
http://www.websiteoptimization.com/bw/0711/
for more info...
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Oh shit
Minggu Kurikulum & Anti Dadah
This (last) week... there were quizzes, competitions and many more :D
As dunno who says : " Defeat is the mum of victory D: "
but sometime lose many taim still no can win oo..
anyway, there was this pantun competition which seems a little weird to me..
cuz, tell u wad, pantun in mandrin iz half squat o.0
so.. if your imagination, i assume that you are able to visualise what... how would the competition turn out o_o
also, teh ~DRAMA COMPETITION!~
D(
)D
failed.. anyway it was supposed to look like this
well, third ain't bad =)
yay batai..
hmm, okay... perhaps 2nd runner up sounds better ? ==
but then... we had the merentas desa on Minggu Kurikulum ? ~.~a
I heard that...
Many people tend to ask "What's up ?" and then when something like bird droppings fall on them, they look up and say "Oh."
When you eat too much fat rice (nasi lemak), you'll get the FSS, Full Stomach Syndrome.
When you listen to too much music, you'll get tired.
Plus, err when you... you can also minus
AIA Insurance... also pronounced as "Aiyah"
Hanna and Barbera ultimately wrote and directed one hundred and fourteen Tom and Jerry cartoons at the MGM cartoon studio in Hollywood, California... and they had free MaGgiMee everyday.
Don't watch too much movies, or you'll be laughed at for not knowing how to move after so long.
(Where does the General keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.)
Teh Best Group Leader
by : dah lupa namanya
November 19th, 1978, Lee O** L**,(hopefully not somebody’s name in real life) also known as "LOL" was chosen as the best group leader in... what? something wrong with the date? It's 31/01/79... your calendar is lying. As i was typing... in the bingung leadership camp. Obviously, LOL was the most bingung of all.
He was a good friend of mine. His age is rather amazing as he mistaken himself for a teenager and went into high school even though he was already 65. Surprisingly, Botox did a great job. LOL had a beautiful family background. It was a portrait back then but now he has about two kids… perhaps two or three wives, that I’m not quite sure. Unfortunately, I don’t remember what schools he attended, even he doesn’t.
Now, let’s move on to the reasons why he/she was chosen. Oops sorry, he. LOL, was responsible, caring, best speaker for the one and only camp debate, voted as the most co-operative and also, bingung. I remember that there was once, he asked me where is the washroom.. when I just came out after washing my hands. Sometimes, the signs are just too confusing =(. There’s another time when we were debating over this team and he took my responsibility as the second speaker and.. speak because I had a sore throat.. and he was co-operative.. yeah.
As the best group leader, he received several awards, the best group leader award, of course and also the most bingung award. Then there’s another sheet of paper where it says “certificate of achievement” or something.. all I know was that they all ended up in the recycle bin. LOL loves saving the Earth. However, he kept the RM500. His son needed a new bicycle.
LOL is a great person. Everyone is bound to show cronyism.. and vote for him in the next National Election. The end.. what does that mean? Hmm…
This is what LOL likes to do now
Visa commercial with Matt Harding
and even sometimes..
愛拼才會贏 Ai Piah Jia Eh Yia (KTV) 葉啟田 TPS
Quite a simple dance there. Walk around holding a.. drum, stop and pose whenever you like.
Fever on the 1st day
Old Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I just shit my pants"
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
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How to manage your staff
Silly Job Interview - Monty Python
TONG SAMPAK
From : changingscenes
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Learn To Answer People
... the right way
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A : " Eh... " (a.k.a. "A")
B : " B. "
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A : " Eh, u noe ar.. "
B : " dunno. "
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A : " **** U "
B : " canot canot today i very busy "
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A : " Oi, where got?? " (a.k.a. God)
B : " up there ^ "
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A : " Hey, how come?? "
B : " By car lo, motor also can, u so rich u sit aeroplane la "
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A : " oh, shit!! "
B : " where ? "
*same goes with "crap" =)
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A : " Alamak! "
B : " mungkin kat rumah, kalau mau boleh call dia "
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A : " OH MY GOD "
B : " ... is in heaven "
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A : " sweat. =.=|| "
B : " hot weather "
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A : " U duno meh? "
B : " moo i noe "
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A : " zzz "
B : " sleepy ar "
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A : " Uhh, how ar? "
B : " There you said it with your mouth "
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A : " Oh! no wonder.. "
B : " got, got wonder, who say no wonder? "
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A : " ... so? "
B : " la ti do "
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A : " huh..? "
B : " CHOO! "
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A : " WTF?!?!"
B : " WRONG GRAMMAR!! "
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A : " ok, bb "
B : " cc. "
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-Samuel Eprhaim Loi-
(^_^) have fun
Ah Beng (Latest Version)
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Have a good day!
if it's still before 7..
Annoying
Chain mails/letters/notes/whatevers/time-wasting faeces
Do NOT read them if you think that you are not ready, just scroll down to:
" *** And one of my favourites "
What you may see on youtube :
" Please dont read this you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life tomorrow will be the best day of your life however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 video "
Facebook :
" PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS...... "
Bored.com ..? == :
" PLZ DO NOT READ DIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON DA NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY DA LOVE OF UR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST DIS COMMENT 2 AT LEAST 3 OTHER GAMES YOU WILL DIE NO JOKE I JUST GOT KISSED "
yeah..it's all about kissing huh?
" There was once a 17 year old girl named Mandy who was walking in the woods.An hour later, Mandy's mother found her dead on the bathroom floor. If you don't copy and paste this into this and 4 other posts, you wll meet the girl in the mirror and she will come out and kill you "
okay..maybe not
*** And one of my favourites :
" copy and paste this if you think the chain mails are dumb "
HELL YEAH! THEY ARE OH MY GODNESSLY FUCKING SHIT
How to overcome these crap :
1. No matter how real they sound (yes I know you are reading them)... just forget it ==
as if you can't create something like that too, c'mon you have a brain
2. You may send back something like " copy and paste this if you think the chain mails are dumb " yeah... nice
3. Or you may create your own anti-chain mail ... chain mail ==
eg:
yo sup, how yar doin? u dont need to noe me, if u really wana noe, u can talk to me mum, she noes wut happened after me suicide when me got this shit.
" pass this message to at least 3 people and then kill yourself to get $10,000,000 immediately before you die, it really worked for me (as i cheated death, which might happen to you too) "
so.. dont belief in chain mails, yea... btw i owe streamyx ;)
4. if you've read the chain mails above and feel like killing me, i can do nothing about it since you can't even control your own eye balls and so you dont deserve to own them.
Have a nice day ^_^
ONCE YOU READ THIS, IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE DEFINATELY NOT BLIND!
AAAAAAHH
umm
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WARNING
the following ... uhh stuff
may make you feel uneasy
please be ready
when you are ready to witness...
sounds odd but still...
i want to have it this way ...
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DotA vs. 300
From: MiXE3Y
told you... anyway it was nothing much =_=
Ok i'll post another video which is even better... i think, so that this post won't be so bad ==
Sham WOW! vs. Bill o reily
sorry, there's just too many i'd like to show you =)
THE BEST CAT VIDEO YOU'LL EVER SEE
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