Ghah...

An interview for a job application :


" Good morning "

" Hallu "

" Ok sir, what is your name? "

" My name is Ben Dan Sa Gwa "

" And... how old are you? "

" I'm many years old already "

" Where do you live sir? "

" Just nearby, at the Jalan Sehala there, Taman Berpokok bunga "

" What did you work as? "

" Work my ass? "

" No, no. What was your previous occupation? "

" Oh, i had many jobs. I worked as an eater, a shitter, most of the time a sleeper and also a bather but quite seldom "

" So, erm... what are your hobbies? "

" Hmm... I like chatting... talking... discussing... disgusting "

" Ok... sir, we are very sorry, I'm afraid you would not be able to get a job application here. Thank you for your time "

" Ok. Byebye, have a nice day "




Seterusnya... penggunaan imbuhan untuk perkataan "apa"


Apa

Si-apa

Ber-apa

Meng-apa

Meng-apa-kan

Se-apa

Di-apa

Ter-apa

Per-apa

Ke-apa-an


Jika digunakan dalam sebuah ayat, saya tak taufu ia akan jadi macam mana...




Before the end, we shall learn a new word today

Ghochyu


What...?

This word is made by a combination of words... like


enouGH

hOney

orCHestra

well... the " yu " word can be found in certain Japanese words :S


So... I guess you can roughly know how to pronounce that word =) and btw, this word is quite often used by parrots.



There's proof

Btw, there's another video I'd like to show you,

"matrix" on calculator



From: supliladolf

This is some kind of cracking calculator codes...I dont really know, i got this trick from my friend. Check this out!
A-ight heres the code! Note that it must be done on Fx-500ms cal.

1. Press mode, choose a "REG", go right, choose Quad.
2. Press SHIFT and 1 to open S-SUM, choose "n"
3. Keep pressing M+ button unil it stop, there will be 2 options : "EditOFF" and "ESC"
4. Choose ESC
5. Press the up arrow, it will appears "Freq40="
6. Start pressing "30303030303030303"
*Note that u must press "3" first, not "0". keep going until u reach the end, the last number must be "3" again.
7. Press "=", it will say "Data Full" then press "=" again.
8. Press "0", and then press "1"
9. It will say "Math ERROR", press the left arrow, move the blinking cruisor RIGHT NEXT TO "0303030303"
10. Switch to "INS" mode by pressing SHIFT and DEL
11. Start deleting until there is NOTHING left on the screen.
12. Press delete (DEL) 1 more time to open another streen
13. Delete FIVE times
14. Turn off INS mode by pressing SHIFT and DEL again.
*Note these next steps are complicated and must be done correctly.
15. Input "C.P.C.P.C.P". press button nCr for "C", and press SHIFT nCr for "P"
*if u miss, go back by pressing left arrow, then go over that part, DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING.
16. Keep going until u see ".mpmpmp", not ".mp.mp.mp", then stop, hold the left arrow to go all the way back.
17. Press SHIFT DEL 8
18. enjoy the show
*NOTE if u want to see it in slow motion, hold any number and press AC. Release AC to go back to normal, DO NOT RELEASE THE NUMBER, u have to release AC first. To stop the "Matrix" press AC or on


DO try this at home ;)