A True Story

Caution : Only read this when you have spare time =]


This story is based on what I've heard ( actually... remember =S ) from the very wise and handsome Wai Hong. As my memory is terribly unreliable, do refer to the great wiseman if you want to listen to the actual story =/




It started off with a lovely couple... they had a little baby boy. This small, little, tiny... not big boy was able to walk on his feet and even talk just at the age of ... 6 months... Then, he went to a kindergarten and he was able to learn all 3 languages, maths, everything and he was just too intelligent to be there. As his parents were so proud, they asked him what he wanted as a reward and he said he wanted a red skin ball [红皮球]. So the parents gave him a red skin ball just as promised.

At the age of 4, he's already studying in a primary school. Not that he couldn't catch up, but instead he got 1st in class! Yala... I noe u're used to this kind of thing edi, sounds normal rite? =.= Ok... next, as expected lo, he got 7A's in his UPSR... at the age of 7. So, his parents felt so proud and asked him what he wanted as a reward again. " Tu satu bola yang kulit merah punye dah cukup. "

After that, he moved on to secondary school loh. Got 1st in class la... PMR 8A's la... SPM 24A's break record la... ah, the usual. His parents are so amazed and almost panicing, running around in circles and then asked him what he wanted as a reward again. The son said he wanted a red skin ball and another red skin ball was given to him.

What's next? He went to college lah of course, 16 years old already mah. Got Diploma in Medicine... Degree... Masters... Phd... GOD's certificate for Medicine. Parents suffered from several heart attacks but still survived, cuz he's the doctor ma... so the parents managed to ask him again, boy wad do yu wan us to buy for yu? " Red balls would do "

He earned his first Billion at the age of 21... which was also the 1st time he could enter a casino... nvm... However, he though that all these medicine stuff was so sien, so he decided to be an athlete! So... he began his training... after 10 very, very, very long ..... months, he was able to represent Malaysia in the Olympic Games in EVERY single event and he got gold in every single event too. Wah, this time his parents, like clowns edi. -beep-beep-boop-boop- *twists a balloon* Zai ah, u wan this? " No... I want a red skin ball =) " aiyoh, the balloon also red mah... ah nvm la

" Wah, getting gold medals could actually be so god damn BORING, might as well go and travel around the world..... eh, good idea hor =.= " and so... he went around the world in 80seconds using the plane he built by himself. With such an achievement, his parents asked him what he wanted again and they got the same answer. A red skin ball.

Unfortunately, as a godly genius, he wasn't given the chance to live long, and so he passed away, of uhh... breast cancer if I'm not mistaken... yea.... and his parents were so broken down, even the best mechanic could not fix'em.

Looking at their son's collection of red skin balls in his room, they still haven't stopped wondering WHY THE HELL won't he ask for anything dumb thing else?!@

Then, they found a piece of paper on the floor. It stated " the answer you seek, lies at the highest peak " WAH, FINALLY. THIS F****** STORY IS GONNA END@! The parents went to the highest peak of Mount Everest. They dug through a thick layer of snow and found a small chest. Inside, was another note. The note leads to another clue, which can only be found in one of the toilets in Yang di-Pertuan Agong's Palace.

They wanted to know so badly that their curiosity had almost lead them to their death sentence for breaking into the toilet. Luckily, one of the servants who was in the toilet, was only bathing. They found the clue right at the first place they spotted, the golden toilet bowl. There's a note. The servant said that it was there because ... he can't remember... ok... oh ya, the note stated that the final answer is in their very own kitchen !!!

waaaa they rushed back soooo quickly that they banged their kitchen so bad, the whole place exploded.




Hope you have enjoyed.

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