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Here's a story that you might have heard before, originally told by pn mag (although I've changed it a little here and there and here) but still you have to read it again CAUSE I'VE WASTED SO MUCH TIME TYPING IT OUT ... kidding
anyway, i guess it reflectes someone's life (not mine)


One day, no wait two days... nevermind. A guy named "Tmd", "他妈的" was in the market of a small town called "Big Town". He was shopping for you know, stuff. Then, he noticed that there was a small piece of cloth on the floor. Being so kind-hearted and curious, he picked it up and accidentally let go of the piece of cloth, picked it up again, dropped it again and finally another man helped the butterfingers to pick up that stupid piece of cloth. Then, something very unusual, exciting and strange happened, he went back home. However, an inspector just happened to witness the whole incident. Coincidently, a rich man had lost his wallet and he begged the inspector to help him find it because there were 2,000 pictures of his boyfriends inside and when his wife finds it, he'll be even worse than dead.

Anyway, the inspector (that was half blind) came to a dumb conclusion that Tmd found the rich man's wallet on the floor. Then, he decided to take action.

It was 5 am in the morning... duh, in Tmd's house and Tmd was still watching football... Suddenly, "WHAAAM" somebody slammed the door. Tmd jumped out from his couch and turned to the door. There wasn't just somebody, there were many bodies! The SWAT, NYPD, CSI, CIA and MCA were standing at his doorstep, staring at Tmd that was still half naked and holding a can of beer... and they arrested him.

Tmd's house was invaded by the SWAT, NYPD, CSI, CIA and MCA. Thousands of faces staring at him, waiting for him to answer the questions in the surveillance room. Tmd feels the pressure... heat... stress... but he didn't do anything wrong!

After having a hard time bla bla bla until one day, Tmd was released because they couldn't find anything regarding the case. FREEDOM! Walau bagaimanapun, the villagers see him as a criminal, a disgrace to the neighborhood. Tmd felt left out... almost commited suicide.

Then one day, no three days... -.- the wallet was returned the it's rightful owner! Somebody left the wallet outside the rich man's doorstep. Yay! problem solved... NOT the people still thought that Tmd was the one who lef the wallet there after he had gone through so much pain and horror and he finally gave up.

Tmd's thoughts : " WHAT THE ************************************** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! ALL I DID WAS WATCH FOOTBALL!!"

In the end, even when Tmd was about to take his last breath, he said to himself... " just a piece of cloth only... ruined my life "


The moral of the story : don't simply touch anything on the market floor.




Because... Anything is possible, Nothing is Impossible, Impossible is nothing, Possible is something!

Is that possible????




Yes is is... and also, I'd like the share with you something that was impossible before, and then made possible by us humans... beatboxing, from USA, to Europe, to Australia, to Parrot? o_0

Amazing human beatbox



Amazing french beatboxer part 3



Beat Box



Beatboxing Parrot!




yay more music o_0

Numb Encore- Linkin Park ft. Jay-Z, Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent


and... something



not bad eh? currently 46,333,988 views o_0


Lastly, one more video... but i'm not posting it here cuz...
"post so many videos for wat?"
"why does it take so long to load..."
"omg too many!!! my eyes! my eyes!"
and it's kinda retarded too so, here the link if you wana watch it ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPfNk4bx64

enjoy

2 comments:

jadel_ling said...

LOL funny!!!
btw it's 'reflects' not 'reflexes' ... 'retarded' not 'retarted'.... hahaha... amazing beatbox vids~~

J said...

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