... the right way
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A : " Eh... " (a.k.a. "A")
B : " B. "
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A : " Eh, u noe ar.. "
B : " dunno. "
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A : " **** U "
B : " canot canot today i very busy "
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A : " Oi, where got?? " (a.k.a. God)
B : " up there ^ "
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A : " Hey, how come?? "
B : " By car lo, motor also can, u so rich u sit aeroplane la "
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A : " oh, shit!! "
B : " where ? "
*same goes with "crap" =)
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A : " Alamak! "
B : " mungkin kat rumah, kalau mau boleh call dia "
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A : " OH MY GOD "
B : " ... is in heaven "
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A : " sweat. =.=|| "
B : " hot weather "
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A : " U duno meh? "
B : " moo i noe "
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A : " zzz "
B : " sleepy ar "
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A : " Uhh, how ar? "
B : " There you said it with your mouth "
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A : " Oh! no wonder.. "
B : " got, got wonder, who say no wonder? "
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A : " ... so? "
B : " la ti do "
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A : " huh..? "
B : " CHOO! "
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A : " WTF?!?!"
B : " WRONG GRAMMAR!! "
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A : " ok, bb "
B : " cc. "
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-Samuel Eprhaim Loi-
(^_^) have fun
Learn To Answer People
Ah Beng (Latest Version)
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Have a good day!
if it's still before 7..
Annoying
Chain mails/letters/notes/whatevers/time-wasting faeces
Do NOT read them if you think that you are not ready, just scroll down to:
" *** And one of my favourites "
What you may see on youtube :
" Please dont read this you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life tomorrow will be the best day of your life however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 video "
Facebook :
" PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS...... "
Bored.com ..? == :
" PLZ DO NOT READ DIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON DA NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY DA LOVE OF UR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST DIS COMMENT 2 AT LEAST 3 OTHER GAMES YOU WILL DIE NO JOKE I JUST GOT KISSED "
yeah..it's all about kissing huh?
" There was once a 17 year old girl named Mandy who was walking in the woods.An hour later, Mandy's mother found her dead on the bathroom floor. If you don't copy and paste this into this and 4 other posts, you wll meet the girl in the mirror and she will come out and kill you "
okay..maybe not
*** And one of my favourites :
" copy and paste this if you think the chain mails are dumb "
HELL YEAH! THEY ARE OH MY GODNESSLY FUCKING SHIT
How to overcome these crap :
1. No matter how real they sound (yes I know you are reading them)... just forget it ==
as if you can't create something like that too, c'mon you have a brain
2. You may send back something like " copy and paste this if you think the chain mails are dumb " yeah... nice
3. Or you may create your own anti-chain mail ... chain mail ==
eg:
yo sup, how yar doin? u dont need to noe me, if u really wana noe, u can talk to me mum, she noes wut happened after me suicide when me got this shit.
" pass this message to at least 3 people and then kill yourself to get $10,000,000 immediately before you die, it really worked for me (as i cheated death, which might happen to you too) "
so.. dont belief in chain mails, yea... btw i owe streamyx ;)
4. if you've read the chain mails above and feel like killing me, i can do nothing about it since you can't even control your own eye balls and so you dont deserve to own them.
Have a nice day ^_^
ONCE YOU READ THIS, IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE DEFINATELY NOT BLIND!
AAAAAAHH
umm
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WARNING
the following ... uhh stuff
may make you feel uneasy
please be ready
when you are ready to witness...
sounds odd but still...
i want to have it this way ...
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DotA vs. 300
From: MiXE3Y
told you... anyway it was nothing much =_=
Ok i'll post another video which is even better... i think, so that this post won't be so bad ==
Sham WOW! vs. Bill o reily
sorry, there's just too many i'd like to show you =)
THE BEST CAT VIDEO YOU'LL EVER SEE
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First Week of Exam
What happened on..
Monday,
OMG EXAM ALREADY WTF WTF WTF
eh.. tomorrow
Tuesday,
Moral! on of the most useless subject in history (although the statement is the opposite when you see it in an essay)
..... nothing much about moral, except for the recycling bin thing -.-
Brown : brown eh.. seems like you store used dirt in there
Green(or was it? can't remember) : oo leaves
Blue : hey how come this ain't wet?!
Wednesday,
Biology paper2 ... never tougher =)
English paper1... I guess you've also had a good time complaining while writting the letter eh? " your faeces like service disgust me, oh my god! ... "
Thursday,
Physics paper2, sorta didn't do the structure question on d prism thingy cuz i forgot to bring my calculator... how do u count sin? ==
Bahasa Malaysia paper1, used moral nilais for the essay on global warming =D
Friday,
Chinese paper1... realised that the person on my left was taking Islam... dammit, jkjk =/
Sejarah paper 2, i heard that the cleaner lady threw the sejarah book that she found in the toilet o_0"
Another random tip of the day :
Make sure you have everything you need to use during the exam, THEN only you go to school, or you'll regret... D=
...
..OMFG didn't even thought of writting on mengitar semula for the bm essay on global warming!! crap..
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Ugh..
Damn can't think of anything else to post cuz of the exams
as handcock would've said... " Hishammuddin's head is goin up his ass "
umm..
Random tip of the day :
Prevent overeating by only eating until you're about 80% full :)
- Helps to prevent err.. gaining weight ._. and not eating till you're so full, someone would've played a Tuba behind you while you're walking on the streets...
as handcock would've said... " Hishammuddin's head is goin up his ass "
umm..
Random tip of the day :
Prevent overeating by only eating until you're about 80% full :)
- Helps to prevent err.. gaining weight ._. and not eating till you're so full, someone would've played a Tuba behind you while you're walking on the streets...
beware.. ==
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They may be old songs to you..
I was sorting the things in my comp... many things cuz it almost spilt out some and i came across these songs...
Linkin Park - Hands Held High lyrics
Turn my mike up louder I got to say something
Light weights step to the side when we come in
Feel it in your chest the syllables get pumping
People on the street they panic and start running
Words on loose leaf sheet complete coming
I jump in my mind and summon the rhyme, I'm dumping
Healing the blind I promise to let the sun in
Sick of the dark ways we march to the drum and
Jump when they tell us that they wanna see jumping
Fuck that I wanna see some fists pumping
Risk something, take back what's yours
Say something that you know they might attack you for
Cause I'm sick of being treated like I have before
Like it's stupid standing for what I'm standing for
Like this war's really just a different brand of war
Like it doesn't cater the rich and abandon poor
Like they understand you in the back of the jet
When you can't put gas in your tank
These fuckers are laughing their way to the bank and cashing the cheque
Asking you to have compassion and have some respect
For a leader so nervous in an obvious way
Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
In their living room laughing like "what did he say?"
[Chorus:]
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
In my living room watching but I am not laughing
Cause when it gets tense I know what might happen
World is cold the bold men take action
Have to react or get blown into fractions
Ten years old it's something to see
Another kid my age drugged under a jeep
Taken and bound and found later under a tree
I wonder if he had thought the next one could be me
Do you see the soldiers they're out today
They brush the dust from bullet proof vests away
It's ironic at times like this you pray
But a bomb blew the mosque up yesterday
There's bombs in the buses, bikes, roads
Inside your market, your shops, your clothes
My dad he's got a lot of fear I know
But enough pride inside not to let that show
My brother had a book he would hold with pride
A little red cover with a broken spine
On the back, he hand-wrote a quote inside
When the rich wage war it's the poor who die
Meanwhile, the leader just talks away
Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
both scared and angry like "what did he say?"
[Chorus x6]
[x6]
With hands held high into the sky so blue,
As the ocean opens up to swallow you.
[ www.azlyrics.com ]
Hands Held High - Linkin Park
From: liberallondre123
and also
Black Eyed Peace - Where is the love lyrics
What's wrong with the world mama?
People living like aint got no mamas
I think the whole worlds addicted to the drama
Only attracted to the things that bring you trauma
Overseas yeah we tryin to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin
In the USA the big CIA the Bloodz and the Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And if you hatin you're bound to get irate
Yeah madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
You gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all
People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(where is the lovex3)(the love2x)
It just ain't the same all ways have changed
New days are strange is the world the insane?
If love and peace so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations dropping bombs
Chemical gases filling lungs of little ones
With ongoing suffering
As the youth die young
So ask yourself is the loving really strong?
So I can ask myself really what is going wrong
With this world that we living in
People keep on giving in
Makin wrong decisions
Only visions of them livin and
Not respecting each other
Deny thy brother
The wars' going on but the reasons' undercover
The truth is kept secret
Swept under the rug
If you never know truth
Then you never know love
Where's the love y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the truth y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the love y'all?
People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father father father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(where is the lovex3)(the lovex2)
I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm getting older y'all people get colder
Most of us only care about money makin
Selfishness got us followin the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting their young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what the see in the cinema
Whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness and equality
Instead of spreading love, we're spreading anomosity
Lack of understanding, leading us away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down
It's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under
I gotta keep my faith alive, until love is found
People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(fade)
[www.lyrics007.com]
Black Eyed Peace-Where is the love(war edition)
From: andy2000531
Err... btw, I'm a buddhist :)
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some of Jack Neo Productions
Jack Neo Army album (Hokkien soldier)
From: jackneo888
" 这是一首70年代新加坡福建兵的心声。
Singapore 70's hokkien soldier song. "
want more...? Then say somemore -.-
Best of Muthu (from Just Follow Law)
From: albertsquare87
" Best of Muthu compilation from Just Follow Law...
Had some free time so cut some of his bits out I think he is hilarious haha! Feel free to leave me comments or messages if you have any questions... "
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A True Story
Caution : Only read this when you have spare time =]
This story is based on what I've heard ( actually... remember =S ) from the very wise and handsome Wai Hong. As my memory is terribly unreliable, do refer to the great wiseman if you want to listen to the actual story =/
It started off with a lovely couple... they had a little baby boy. This small, little, tiny... not big boy was able to walk on his feet and even talk just at the age of ... 6 months... Then, he went to a kindergarten and he was able to learn all 3 languages, maths, everything and he was just too intelligent to be there. As his parents were so proud, they asked him what he wanted as a reward and he said he wanted a red skin ball [红皮球]. So the parents gave him a red skin ball just as promised.
At the age of 4, he's already studying in a primary school. Not that he couldn't catch up, but instead he got 1st in class! Yala... I noe u're used to this kind of thing edi, sounds normal rite? =.= Ok... next, as expected lo, he got 7A's in his UPSR... at the age of 7. So, his parents felt so proud and asked him what he wanted as a reward again. " Tu satu bola yang kulit merah punye dah cukup. "
After that, he moved on to secondary school loh. Got 1st in class la... PMR 8A's la... SPM 24A's break record la... ah, the usual. His parents are so amazed and almost panicing, running around in circles and then asked him what he wanted as a reward again. The son said he wanted a red skin ball and another red skin ball was given to him.
What's next? He went to college lah of course, 16 years old already mah. Got Diploma in Medicine... Degree... Masters... Phd... GOD's certificate for Medicine. Parents suffered from several heart attacks but still survived, cuz he's the doctor ma... so the parents managed to ask him again, boy wad do yu wan us to buy for yu? " Red balls would do "
He earned his first Billion at the age of 21... which was also the 1st time he could enter a casino... nvm... However, he though that all these medicine stuff was so sien, so he decided to be an athlete! So... he began his training... after 10 very, very, very long ..... months, he was able to represent Malaysia in the Olympic Games in EVERY single event and he got gold in every single event too. Wah, this time his parents, like clowns edi. -beep-beep-boop-boop- *twists a balloon* Zai ah, u wan this? " No... I want a red skin ball =) " aiyoh, the balloon also red mah... ah nvm la
" Wah, getting gold medals could actually be so god damn BORING, might as well go and travel around the world..... eh, good idea hor =.= " and so... he went around the world in 80seconds using the plane he built by himself. With such an achievement, his parents asked him what he wanted again and they got the same answer. A red skin ball.
Unfortunately, as a godly genius, he wasn't given the chance to live long, and so he passed away, of uhh... breast cancer if I'm not mistaken... yea.... and his parents were so broken down, even the best mechanic could not fix'em.
Looking at their son's collection of red skin balls in his room, they still haven't stopped wondering WHY THE HELL won't he ask for anything dumb thing else?!@
Then, they found a piece of paper on the floor. It stated " the answer you seek, lies at the highest peak " WAH, FINALLY. THIS F****** STORY IS GONNA END@! The parents went to the highest peak of Mount Everest. They dug through a thick layer of snow and found a small chest. Inside, was another note. The note leads to another clue, which can only be found in one of the toilets in Yang di-Pertuan Agong's Palace.
They wanted to know so badly that their curiosity had almost lead them to their death sentence for breaking into the toilet. Luckily, one of the servants who was in the toilet, was only bathing. They found the clue right at the first place they spotted, the golden toilet bowl. There's a note. The servant said that it was there because ... he can't remember... ok... oh ya, the note stated that the final answer is in their very own kitchen !!!
waaaa they rushed back soooo quickly that they banged their kitchen so bad, the whole place exploded.
Hope you have enjoyed.
dengan Jebat _
What to do..
" Eh zai ah, when is you're next exam ah ? "
o.o" ... dunno
" Study hard and you get a good grades "
" Yu dun setadi u dai ah ! "
Exam oh exam... kenapa kau ni selalu menyusahkan kehidupan kami ini...
Besides having an exam timetable, there are other signs that can show that a catastrophic disaster is nearing...
So sad...
Ok, back to the topic
( you may have a different order, so... please don't criticise me / . \ )
perhaps you'll prefer them in point form o_o
- you will notice that more and more people are able to answer Pn Lim's questions...
- more and more people are absent... day by day
- however, more people TURNED UP for their tuitions -.-"
- more stress / emo / scary people..
- teachers are also struggling to finish the syllabus
- more people asking " eh, you know how to do this ar? " while pointing at exersice books that you've never seen before
- people either lose weight... or gain weight ._.
- " eh Ali, nanti mau pergi main bola? "
" u pergi lah... "
" like that la?! mau jadi kutu yer? "
- less people in your 'online' list in msn
- less people in garena also...
- uhhh.... cannot remember
- now got how many edi ah?
- oh
- and... (doesn't mean that this is the last one) more and more people asking you this question ... " You study edi? "
- you feel annoyed and you answer " no "
- as for me... I'm telling the truth =S
- Bukan itu sahaja... maybe got people suddenly experience alien abduction
- and also... less people reading this blog T_T
- aiyah lazy to think liao. I'm sure u also noe edi rite? =.=" wasted my time...
anyway... hehe no videos in this post ^^ cuz... I understand that you will notice that you've just wasted so much time as well, reading this dumb post while you haven't even touched the book in front of you
Walau bagaimanapun, if you're reading this after the exams rite... I have nothing to say =_=
Tuah _
Enjoy!
Somehow... I got this
The Impossible Quiz
Quiz SourceLearn to Put Games on Your Blog
=.=... care for more?
sharing is caring... =)
The Impossible Quiz 2
Quiz SourceLearn to Put Games on Your Blog
Pertarungan _
Laif ..?
" We only have one chance to live, so live it well "
" God doesn't give second chances "
" Life is precious, priceless.. "
So... what is this life leh ? Everybody has it, every single soul has it. Lived by us...
According to
Life, is he property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism... OMG TOO MUCH INFO
Ok... anyway who cares?
you care..? oh, ok... sorry
Anyway, since everyone is living their lives, (if not, they'll be dead) well in life, you hear many things, some of them goes like " everyone makes mistakes " and.. actually sometimes we CAN'T afford to do so.
" wut is dis guy talkin about.. "
=.=" just let me finish my story.. you see people like you only cares about living your own life as a fishmonger and that is what makes us human
" waaat..? joo getin paid fer talkin crap nw? "
no o_o
" Deeeeenn ?? shaddap! "
Why? wasting your time and money hor, even mamaks also dun wan to use environmental friendly uuhh.. wat u call dat arh.... hmmm...... zzzZZZzzz..... OMG!! ah.. da bao casing, JUUZ because it is RM0.50 more expensive while their health... no, their LIVES worth even more than that! I noe 50sen each a lot... but you see, you haven heard of global warming meh?
" Hu dunno? bangang "
Yala, so? .... you see.. If we don't have all these feelings of hate, greed, anger & so on, we have a chance to be something better, maybe a God perhaps, after life (Buddhists belief) say if your belief is different, fine with me, and who says that it's good to hate people? or be greedy? WHY CAN'T WE LIVE RIGHT? Ok, you believe in God don't you? Why have God created us? You tell me? To live your life? That's kinda true though... but we humans just have to live it left. Get what I mean?
" ... shhhh! u blind ar? never c ppl playing PSP before issit? "
Life isn't all about money... money & err... money. No, you see
" see wat? i tot u blind wan? "
........ / . \ all I can say is... what goes around, comes around
6 Degrees Warmer: Mass Extinction?
From: NationalGeographic
" Tok tok tok not enough... now wan show more boring stuff! "
(thx chifung fer d pic :D)
Ok... you noe what's that?
" wah.. so nice "
They're peacekeepers... missiles that are heading towards ur home =) bb.
" oh. "
K... before you die, I wan u to watch this D:
Bush Farts
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Turning into a video collection site =_=
Indian Thriller with English Lyrics!
From: buffalax
Funny Chinese Love Song w/ English Lyrics
From: KraziAzian
kerana manisnya _
Luck does play an important role in life
The Probability Of These Situations Occurring is 0.0000001%
Don't feel bad at the beginning... things will eventually turn good =.="
AMAZING trick shot
But sometimes... you wish that everything will turn out just fine =]
Yeah... it's probably nothing to you
true power of shaolin kung fu
Chinese Shaolin Kung Fu <<< must watch [men only... jkjk]
You have written countless essays on preserving our traditional cultures... even using different languages. So, i'm sure you realize how important it is to do so. Therefore, START TRAINING NOW
Guns are amazing
Call of Duty 4 Gun Sounds!
From: serpento99
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Weapons used in this video(Not in order):
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• Barrett
• Desert Eagle
• Dragonov
• G36C
• M1014
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• M249
• M21
• M40
• M60
• M1911 (Silencer)
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• Skorpion
• USP
• W1200
• Grenade
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And these videos make me speechless...
World's fastest handgun shooter
Battlefield 2 - Tunak Tunak - www.tpimovies.com
I apologize if I've offended anyone in anyway, I have no inttention to do so
All from serpento99
yay... the holidays
- Before the Holidays -
BM Teacher :
" Ok class, hari ini saya tak akan bagi banyak kerja ya. Mari buka buku kerja muka surat 98, tengok Praktis 1. ... Ok, dah puas tengok ? Balik rumah habiskan lah. Praktis 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, dan 10 juga ... Eh, tunggu ada Praktis 11 lagi. "
Student :
" Cikgu... ni semua rumusan la... Banyak kerja o "
BM Teacher :
" O yakah? Ok, jadi tak payah buat lah. "
Students :
" YAAAY "
BM Teacher :
" Pergi ke muka surat 15, mari kita tengok Praktis 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ..... "
Student :
" Cikgu... tapi ni semua karangan la "
BM Teacher :
" Saya tau, jangan bimbang, dah puas tengok, balik rumah buat la, kan dah mau bercuti? "
Students :
" ..... "
Add Maths Teacher :
" So, how to find out whether there is a maximum point or minimum point class ? Ok, first you dy dx... then you... factorise this... and there you go... So, I want you to go home and finish Practice 17, number 1,2 and 3 ; Practice 18, number 1,2 and 3 ; Formative Exercise 9.3, 4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 and 14 only. =) "
Student :
" Teacher... our holiday gone already la... "
Add Maths Teacher :
" What? Oh my god, I forgot that theres a holiday ..... "
* No longer in the mood to continue... *
- During the Holidays -
Activities :
- sleep
- watch tv
- play comp
- play phone
- play station
- playground... eh nono
- playmate ... nono not this too
- mostly sleeping...
- sleeping again...
- early to bed... back to bed again, there's no need to rise =)
- After the Holidays -
All teacher :
" Ok class, I want your books in now. "
Student :
" wth... All I remember was...
No! This is Patrick!
U Mobile - Teh Tarik
From: ucommy
Funny ad from U Mobile. Smart consumers should start asking the question - "Why can't you pay for only what you need?"
3 in a series of 3
... familiar?
A Change
Then...
- World War 2 -
A soldier : " AAOOOWW! I'M F***ING SHOT!! MY F***ING FOOT!! F*** IT!! "
Another soldier : " Don't worry man, I'll get'em for ya! "
A soldier : " It's ok... somebody has to get shot, or there'll be no war. "
Now...
- 4 Batai -
Iynuj : " Oh no... not last place in class again. "
Mum : " You lousy piece of feaces, ask u to study u dun wan, everyday sleep sleep sleep. Sleep so much not tired wan meh? eh... nvm, u must study harder for the next exam! "
Iynuj : " Well... somebody has to take that position, unless there are 2 ppl who got 2nd last... "
-_-
Amazing moments...
What happened on the other side of the world during...
Father's Day,
Man in the Box - Episode 06 - Father's Day
From: Manintheboxshow
Mother's Day,
Mother's Day
From: BaratsAndBereta
Also, having a
To-Do List
From: BaratsAndBereta
More dramatic videos coming right up
Dramatic Chipmunk
From: cregets
Darthmatic Chipmunk
From: wsykes
Dramatic Lemur
From: lexxor85
It just keeps getting better,
I won't insert the title cuz... it'll ruin all the fun =(
From: jimvwmoss
I know you've seen these before but i believe that they are worth watching over and over again ^_^
Kinta 1881 (teaser)
Director : CL Hor
Executive Producer : Adrian Wong & Wong Chee Meng
Producer : Jean Liang, Andy Lee & Andrew Lee
Photography : Jacky Tang
Scriptwriter : Chow Kam Leong
Music : Chow Kam Leong
Screenplay : Chow Lam Leong & CL Hor
Art Director : Ben Hor
Stunts Director : Chin Kar Lok
Shot in : MALAYSIA
Support this movie cuz it's nice ;)
Ghah...
An interview for a job application :
" Good morning "
" Hallu "
" Ok sir, what is your name? "
" My name is Ben Dan Sa Gwa "
" And... how old are you? "
" I'm many years old already "
" Where do you live sir? "
" Just nearby, at the Jalan Sehala there, Taman Berpokok bunga "
" What did you work as? "
" Work my ass? "
" No, no. What was your previous occupation? "
" Oh, i had many jobs. I worked as an eater, a shitter, most of the time a sleeper and also a bather but quite seldom "
" So, erm... what are your hobbies? "
" Hmm... I like chatting... talking... discussing... disgusting "
" Ok... sir, we are very sorry, I'm afraid you would not be able to get a job application here. Thank you for your time "
" Ok. Byebye, have a nice day "
Seterusnya... penggunaan imbuhan untuk perkataan "apa"
Apa
Si-apa
Ber-apa
Meng-apa
Meng-apa-kan
Se-apa
Di-apa
Ter-apa
Per-apa
Ke-apa-an
Jika digunakan dalam sebuah ayat, saya tak taufu ia akan jadi macam mana...
Before the end, we shall learn a new word today
Ghochyu
What...?
This word is made by a combination of words... like
enouGH
hOney
orCHestra
well... the " yu " word can be found in certain Japanese words :S
So... I guess you can roughly know how to pronounce that word =) and btw, this word is quite often used by parrots.
There's proof
Btw, there's another video I'd like to show you,
"matrix" on calculator
From: supliladolf
This is some kind of cracking calculator codes...I dont really know, i got this trick from my friend. Check this out!
A-ight heres the code! Note that it must be done on Fx-500ms cal.
1. Press mode, choose a "REG", go right, choose Quad.
2. Press SHIFT and 1 to open S-SUM, choose "n"
3. Keep pressing M+ button unil it stop, there will be 2 options : "EditOFF" and "ESC"
4. Choose ESC
5. Press the up arrow, it will appears "Freq40="
6. Start pressing "30303030303030303"
*Note that u must press "3" first, not "0". keep going until u reach the end, the last number must be "3" again.
7. Press "=", it will say "Data Full" then press "=" again.
8. Press "0", and then press "1"
9. It will say "Math ERROR", press the left arrow, move the blinking cruisor RIGHT NEXT TO "0303030303"
10. Switch to "INS" mode by pressing SHIFT and DEL
11. Start deleting until there is NOTHING left on the screen.
12. Press delete (DEL) 1 more time to open another streen
13. Delete FIVE times
14. Turn off INS mode by pressing SHIFT and DEL again.
*Note these next steps are complicated and must be done correctly.
15. Input "C.P.C.P.C.P". press button nCr for "C", and press SHIFT nCr for "P"
*if u miss, go back by pressing left arrow, then go over that part, DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING.
16. Keep going until u see ".mpmpmp", not ".mp.mp.mp", then stop, hold the left arrow to go all the way back.
17. Press SHIFT DEL 8
18. enjoy the show
*NOTE if u want to see it in slow motion, hold any number and press AC. Release AC to go back to normal, DO NOT RELEASE THE NUMBER, u have to release AC first. To stop the "Matrix" press AC or on
DO try this at home ;)
A Better Future
It has been long foretold that a new invention will rise and bring hope to the new generations...
It can be used commercially and even can be used in warfare...
It may be very useful but yet it may also cause a catastrophic disaster.
It is... what that would not be meant for mortal eyes... so powerful that it can kill within the time needed for you to open back your eyes as you blink...
It is... It is...
Flying lawnmower
Although it is an old video... but I still find it amazing o_0
Only $9959.95
WARNING
This product is very safe and should not be handled with care because "caring is tearing". Do not place this product near head, place it between legs to ensure that osmosis occurs throughout the entire ****.
Terms and conditions apply
Read the product label after use
This is a pesticide advertisement
Join us now
Save the cheerleader, save the world
Dadah membawa maut
What goes in, comes out in pieces
Sharing is caring
Support Kentucky FC
Jangan SMS semasa memandu
Stop and stare before you cross the road
E=MC²
The longer the pendulum, the longer the time taken for 1 oscillation
Fight for your rights
To the left, to the left
Bagai babi sekurus lidi
Causes of stress
What is stress?
1. Importance, significance, or emphasis placed on something.
2. Linguistics
a. The relative force with which a sound or syllable is spoken.
b. The emphasis placed on the sound or syllable spoken most forcefully in a word or phrase.
3.
a. The relative force of sound or emphasis given a syllable or word in accordance with a metrical pattern.
b. A syllable having strong relative emphasis in a metrical pattern.
4. Accent or a mark representing such emphasis or force.
5. Physics
a. An applied force or system of forces that tends to strain or deform a body.
b. The internal resistance of a body to such an applied force or system of forces.
6.
a. A mentally or emotionally disruptive or upsetting condition occurring in response to adverse external influences and capable of affecting physical health, usually characterized by increased heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, muscular tension, irritability, and depression.
b. A stimulus or circumstance causing such a condition.
bla bla bla... omg too much info
Ok, i guess now you understand what is stress. Now, what causes stress?
1. WHAT ELSE?! STUDYYY
study, study, study to score well in exams, to be kiasu and beat the top scorer, to impress parents, to impress the opposite sex...
2. Homework loh
" Ok class, your books come in today, hand it in to xxx "
" pass up pass up pass up "
" hand them in, no i don't want legs, STRICTLY HANDS ONLY! "
" Ah zai ar, no homework today? Don't bull shit la i know sure got one "
" Homework : Practice 3
no. 1 (a)(i), (ii), (iii), (iv), (v), (vi, (vii), (viii), (ix), (x), >x0
(b) etc... "
3. Projects... hehehe -_-
" 01/05/08 09:35, Ok class make sure you complete your project by 15/05/08 ok? ok. "
" hantar minggu depan ya? "
" eh, bila nak hantar ni? "
" minggu depan deadline ya? "
" oi, mana tu project kamu?? "
" die loh... eh, you started doing d ar?"
" no loh... wanted to ask you "
" :S "
4. Teenage romance
Romans then i know la... -_-
5. No offence, but sometimes the teachers
you know who la...
teacher, if you're reading this hor, it's not you =)
6. ADD IN YOURSELF! DIY! ( in the C-box )
I accept anything as long it isn't not really partially exactly not acceptable ^_^
haha! no videos in this post! finally some peace
(^.^)V *this emoticon is originally created by somebody which I will not put his/her name here because it is private and confidential, terms and conditions apply, read the product label before use*
by the way... i was joking haha! I didn't meant what I said just now... no typed... joking... supposed to be funny... you're not laughing... :"(
here's the most incredible, breath taking, exciting, interesting, hilarious and lamest puppet show of all times!
Potter Puppet Pals in "Awakening of the Incorruptible"
From: NeilCicierega
"THE JOKE OF THIS VIDEO IS THAT IT ENDS AS SOON AS IT STARTS, THUS DISAPPOINTING THOUSANDS OF EAGER PPP FANS. IF YOU FIND OTHER PEOPLES' DISAPPOINTMENT HILARIOUS, YOU WILL LIKE THIS VIDEO, AND YOU WILL *LOVE* ITS COMMENTS.
(If not, I released a full PPP episode like a day after this, you whiny baby heads!)"
No... I don't get it either
huh... why are you still reading o_0
sweet sixteen, honeymoon year =]
mm... yes, this house believes that teenage romance should be encouraged.
To make it even more obvious, this video isn't made by me -_-
fuyoh, 6 packs
ciao
It means "hello" in Italian, according to
http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt?fr=avbbf-us
so...
WARNING
If you are reading this, it means that I am officially dead with my death certificate by my side and I can no longer do blugging(blogging) so please visit my grave now near the small drain beside the telephone booth.
No... actually I'm just a lazy boy who does stuff... and I'm trying to tell you that I don't always update my blog (as if many people visit my blog...) Selain itu, I might be wrong about the "hello" in Italian cuz I don't speak, write, talk, walk Italian / . \
This is what happens if I try to speak Italian
Family Guy - Speaking Italian
Get used to it
Here's a story that you might have heard before, originally told by pn mag (although I've changed it a little here and there and here) but still you have to read it again CAUSE I'VE WASTED SO MUCH TIME TYPING IT OUT ... kidding
anyway, i guess it reflectes someone's life (not mine)
One day, no wait two days... nevermind. A guy named "Tmd", "他妈的" was in the market of a small town called "Big Town". He was shopping for you know, stuff. Then, he noticed that there was a small piece of cloth on the floor. Being so kind-hearted and curious, he picked it up and accidentally let go of the piece of cloth, picked it up again, dropped it again and finally another man helped the butterfingers to pick up that stupid piece of cloth. Then, something very unusual, exciting and strange happened, he went back home. However, an inspector just happened to witness the whole incident. Coincidently, a rich man had lost his wallet and he begged the inspector to help him find it because there were 2,000 pictures of his boyfriends inside and when his wife finds it, he'll be even worse than dead.
Anyway, the inspector (that was half blind) came to a dumb conclusion that Tmd found the rich man's wallet on the floor. Then, he decided to take action.
It was 5 am in the morning... duh, in Tmd's house and Tmd was still watching football... Suddenly, "WHAAAM" somebody slammed the door. Tmd jumped out from his couch and turned to the door. There wasn't just somebody, there were many bodies! The SWAT, NYPD, CSI, CIA and MCA were standing at his doorstep, staring at Tmd that was still half naked and holding a can of beer... and they arrested him.
Tmd's house was invaded by the SWAT, NYPD, CSI, CIA and MCA. Thousands of faces staring at him, waiting for him to answer the questions in the surveillance room. Tmd feels the pressure... heat... stress... but he didn't do anything wrong!
After having a hard time bla bla bla until one day, Tmd was released because they couldn't find anything regarding the case. FREEDOM! Walau bagaimanapun, the villagers see him as a criminal, a disgrace to the neighborhood. Tmd felt left out... almost commited suicide.
Then one day, no three days... -.- the wallet was returned the it's rightful owner! Somebody left the wallet outside the rich man's doorstep. Yay! problem solved... NOT the people still thought that Tmd was the one who lef the wallet there after he had gone through so much pain and horror and he finally gave up.
Tmd's thoughts : " WHAT THE ************************************** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! ALL I DID WAS WATCH FOOTBALL!!"
In the end, even when Tmd was about to take his last breath, he said to himself... " just a piece of cloth only... ruined my life "
The moral of the story : don't simply touch anything on the market floor.
Because... Anything is possible, Nothing is Impossible, Impossible is nothing, Possible is something!
Is that possible????
Yes is is... and also, I'd like the share with you something that was impossible before, and then made possible by us humans... beatboxing, from USA, to Europe, to Australia, to Parrot? o_0
Amazing human beatbox
Amazing french beatboxer part 3
Beat Box
Beatboxing Parrot!
yay more music o_0
Numb Encore- Linkin Park ft. Jay-Z, Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent
and... something
not bad eh? currently 46,333,988 views o_0
Lastly, one more video... but i'm not posting it here cuz...
"post so many videos for wat?"
"why does it take so long to load..."
"omg too many!!! my eyes! my eyes!"
and it's kinda retarded too so, here the link if you wana watch it ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPfNk4bx64
enjoy
Another Schoolday
[Summary]
- Open your eyes
- feel annoyed
- hesitate to wake up
- do toilet bussiness
- change clothes
- have breakfast
- wait for parents to get ready
- look for the car key while waiting
- parents forget to take something
- finally get into the car
- parents thinking of what else they forget to take while driving around in circles at the round-about
- remember what they've forgotten and goes back home to take it
- wait even longer...
- rush for time because wasted so much time just now
- parents drive too fast, tio saman
- police stops the car and gives the saman
- parents take out their wallets and give the policeman some money and points at you and says "he's/she's late already"
- parents continue to drive faster
- red means "go" at the traffic light when you have the chance
- other people on the road stare at you
- you feel embarrassed
- in the end, you're still late for school
- register your name in the black book at the counter(sometimes you even need to get a number and wait for your turn)
- reach your class late and everybody stares at you
- they even question you
- *sigh*
- take out your book, look at your friend's book and flip to the respective page and start to daydream while starring back at your teacher
- what goes in one ear, comes out from the other ear. Wait... it doesn't even reach the entrance of your ear
- at the end of the lesson, teacher gives tonnes of homework which you do not know how to do and probably decide to copy your friend's work tomorrow
- the steps are repeated during the other lessons until school ends
- in between, there's reccess time where you eat and chat with your friends for 20 minutes non-stop
- or maybe you need to discuss something with a certain teacher and waste your whole reccess time because 20 minutes is too short
- after school, either you can already see your parent's car waiting at the front gate
- or you just sit down and wait until the moon appears, then only they come
- OR your teacher doesn't allow you to leave the classroom and you miss your transport home
- reach home
- change clothes
- have lunch
- "homework? screw it lah"
- have a shower / watch tv / time to switch on your computer / stupid tuition
- dinner
- start to worry about your homework
- do not know how to do
- spend the whole night thinking
- not even single word is written
- get scolded by parents for procrastinating
- gives up and go straight to bed
- zzzz
- On the next day... you do the same thing over and over again like a factory worker and can't wait for the weekends
This is how i spend my schooldays... how about you?
I apologize if I've offended anyone in anyway.
Here's another way of spending your schoolday
- wakes up very early in the morning
- get dressed and have breakfast on time
- *wakes parents up*
- already have the car key in an everready position
- starts engine and ready to go
- yellow means "slow down and stop" at the traffic light
- get annoyed with people who don't obey the rules on the road
- "!@#$%^&* must be a young driver" (no i don't think women are that bad >.>)
- reaches school even earlier than the sunlight that touches the Earth
- let the mosquito bit you
- study before the lesson starts o_0
- line up outside the class in a straight line together with the other students right after the 7.20 bell and repect the DOA
- pay full attention when the lesson is going on and make own notes
- able to answer every single question even if it is Pn Lim that is asking
- let everybody stare at you with much surprise (0_0)
- spend the whole reccess in the library
- repeated the same learning process after reccess
- revise what the teacher has thought you while waiting for your transport
- complete your homework / tuition / exercise to keep fit / STUDY AGAIN right after lunch until dinner time
- maybe watch tv or something...i dunno i'm not this kind of a person
- go to sleep exactly at 9.00pm
- On the next day, you let me copy your homework T_T
Another way...
- go to school dun give a damn to anything that's happening
- go home sleep / eat / play
- next day ponteng go cyber cuz you find school very sien ^_^
- after school,
Great Stunts - Tricking - Martial arts Gymnastics moves
yeah. ( all videos aren't made by me >.> "well DUH" T.T )
Ini ialah post pula
"JunYi" sounds familiar? well... try searching it in google, youtube, everywhere... there are many JunYi's in this world.
A name, words used as an identification for a being has labelled us. Imagine what would you think of when what you see is only a name of a person which is "Dumbass" while the actual person is a ****ing genius. Each of everyone of us is unique. However, what make JunYi's so special is... well actually nothing but just the similar names =.=
btw, I'm a "Jun Yi" too ^_^ hi, nice to meet you. Please view my complete profile for more info cuz i'm lazy to type them out... "OK, that's a sweet Earth you might say, round?" nevermind that
If you may find this BORING, well i shall MAKE YOU EVEN MORE BORED YEAH!
starting with informing you that...
Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good
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Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good
Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good
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Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good
Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good
Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good
Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good
Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good Pie is good
ok i believe that's enough junyi's for one day >.>
well to all JunYi's what i was trying to say was please don't feel offended after reading this >< I don't mean no harm, just trying to express something that brings us together
I wonder who was the very first JunYi....
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Eyy, here's a vid of Bush beatboxin!
Bush BeatBox
And now... witness a formal and very serious interview (nothing to do after filling my stomach)
The Ryan Higa Show Helga Fawntanilla
Random stuff =)
Hey there.
I'm a Malaysian and this is where i live.
and no, we don't live on trees, I created this blog see..
btw, The Beijing Olympics 2008 are coming right? and over 4000 babies were named "au yun" (Olympics) in China... anyway here's a little something
Funny flash 4 U
more at www.funnyflash.com ^_^
anyway, this is nice
Dj Mp3 One Republic T-pain 2pac - Apologize Ultra Remix
you may dl the Mp3 version at
http://www.speedyshare.com/766970644.html
no I did not made these, obviously... ><"
more music at
http://www.myspace.com/determinedz
What to do during your FREE TIME
Yeah it's RM 2.70 per litre for petrol now in Malaysia... NOTHING comes cheap nowadays! So spend your time wisely while it's still FREE! here's some things you can do :
1. τραβήξτε ότι cameltoe!
oops... sorry that didn't came out right
2. "complete your work"
"finish your homework"
"just do it~"
"Oi, no homework ah? sitting there so relax"
"guai... do your homework ah"
3. Vacation!
... to Mars because the earth is going to explode
4. Shopping!
*no, i don't like shopping*
5.
doing a backflip at the beach? o_06. Watch lame videos like this one
The End Of Ze World
yeah, FULL of profanity...
WARNING : WATCH THIS ALONE
no! for GOD's sake it's NOT porn! chill
7. Nigahiga. (watch more lame videos) ^_^
well if you wanna know what thay means, kindly click on the link below
http://www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga?ob=4
Here are some of their productions :
The iPod Human!
How to be Ninja
How to be Gangster
How to be Emo
How to be Nerd
8. Brush your teeth
9. Wash your face
10. Stare at your mirror
11. Eat
12. Play
13. Sleep
14. and the steps are repeated to obtain a more accurate reading.
finally, I'd like to remind you, always be nice to your pets cuz...
Rocky The Swearing Parrot!
Kita perlu menghormati hak asasi binatang.
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